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    Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

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Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

by Dan Bennett Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

by Dean Inge Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

by Dean Martin Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the read more

If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.

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The urge to gamble is so universal, and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

The urge to gamble is so universal, and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

by Heywood Broun Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

by Heywood Hale Broun Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich -- something for nothing.

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich -- something for nothing.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

by Anonymous Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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