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    Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

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The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

by Heywood Hale Broun Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Gambling undermines the moral fiber of society.

Gambling undermines the moral fiber of society.

by Gordon B. Hinkley Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

by Dan Bennett Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

by Anonymous Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a read more

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

by Rita Mae Brown Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

by Steve Allen Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.

No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.

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The urge to gamble is so universal, and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

The urge to gamble is so universal, and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

by Heywood Broun Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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