Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

Kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and sapphire bracelet lasts forever

A kiss may ruin a human life.

A kiss may ruin a human life.

The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, read more

The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heart-felt compliment, and the countless infinitesimals of pleasurable and genial feeling

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Take it and return it: the kiss of love

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.