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When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous read more

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

by Rebecca Romijn Stamos Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

by John Lennon Found in: Dating Quotes, Kissing Quotes,
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You can't kiss an oil well.

You can't kiss an oil well.

by Henry Louis Mencken Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?

by Ingrid Bergman Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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A kiss may ruin a human life.

A kiss may ruin a human life.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

I got caught kissing. Like by my parents. It was so horrible. It's so embarrassing, I'm blushing.

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Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

by Mae West Found in: Kissing Quotes, Makeup Quotes,
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The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of read more

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

by Leonardo Dicaprio Found in: Kissing Quotes,
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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