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    The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.

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To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

by Aldous Huxley Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You own a dog; you feed a cat.

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

by Jim Fiebig Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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But in come canine Paradise
Your wraith, I know, rebukes the moon,
And quarters every plain and read more

But in come canine Paradise
Your wraith, I know, rebukes the moon,
And quarters every plain and hill,
Seeking its master. . . . As for me
This prayer at least the gods fulfill
That when I pass the flood and see
Old Charon by Stygian coast
Take toll of all the shades who land,
Your little, faithful barking ghost
May leap to lick my phantom hand.

by St. John Welles Lucas Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

by Dave Barry Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their read more

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

by Roger Caras Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he read more

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.

by Max Eastman Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.

by Christopher Morley Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and read more

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

by Mark Twain Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

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