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    The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise read more

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear

by Dave Barry Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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It is nought good a sleeping hound wake.

It is nought good a sleeping hound wake.

by Geoffrey Chaucer Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.

by Gene Hill Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

by Bob Hope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the read more

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

by Anne Tyler Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
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There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
But when we are certain of sorrow in store
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and sisters I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

by Rudyard Kipling Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.

by Jeanne-marie Roland Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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