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    How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

His faithful dog salutes the smiling guest.

by Thomas Campbell Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which
fall from their masters' table.

And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which
fall from their masters' table.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is read more

The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.

by James Thurber Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk.

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

by Rita Rudner Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one read more

Gentlemen of the Jury: The one, absolute, unselfish friend that
man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts
him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his
dog.
- George Graham Vest, Eulogy on the Dog,

by George Graham Vest Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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I have a dog of Blenheim birth,
With fine long ears and full of mirth;
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I have a dog of Blenheim birth,
With fine long ears and full of mirth;
And sometimes, running o'er the plain,
He tumbles on his nose:
But quickly jumping up again,
Like lightning on he goes!

by John Ruskin Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup.

by Richard Harris Barham Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

by Bob Hope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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