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    How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

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To be, contents his natural desire,
He asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire;
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To be, contents his natural desire,
He asks no angel's wing, no seraph's fire;
But thinks, admitted to that equal sky,
His faithful dog shall bear him company.
Go wiser thou! and in thy scale of sense
Weigh thy opinion against Providence.

by Alexander Pope Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

by Franklin P. Jones Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Old dog Tray's ever faithful;
Grief can not drive him away;
He is gentle, he is kind--
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Old dog Tray's ever faithful;
Grief can not drive him away;
He is gentle, he is kind--
I shall never, never find
A better friend than old dog Tray!

by Stephen Collins Foster Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
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For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a
living dog is better than a dead lion.

by Bible Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

by Roger Caras Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their read more

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

by Roger Caras Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.

by Aldous Huxley Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

by Robert Louis Stevenson Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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