You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms
      
      
      
      
	
			 What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe read more 
	 What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. 
		
 
	
			 As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I read more 
	 As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!! 
		
 
	
			 Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger read more 
	 Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see. 
		
 
	
			 To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it read more 
	 To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. 
		
 
	
			 It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you read more 
	 It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. 
		
 
	
			 Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion.  For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you read more 
	 Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion.  For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.". 
		
 
	
			 I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a read more 
	 I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. 
		
 
	
			 Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he read more 
	 Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling. 
		
 
	
			 If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and read more 
	 If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.