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			 If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms.  
	 If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms. 
		
 
	
			 I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd read more 
	 I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him. 
		
 
	
			 At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could read more 
	 At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. 
		
 
	
			 When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or read more 
	 When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. 
		
 
	
			 If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to read more 
	 If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. 
		
 
	
			 As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for read more 
	 As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy! 
		
 
	
			 If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. read more 
	 If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. 
		
 
	
			 I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil read more 
	 I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet. 
		
 
	
			 If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked read more 
	 If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me.".