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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one read more

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

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A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.

A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.

by Greek Proverb Found in: Danger Quotes,
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To see what is right and not to do it is cowardice.

To see what is right and not to do it is cowardice.

by Confucius Found in: Cowardice Quotes,
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I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years read more

I wish I lived back in the old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out West and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Looking for gold, ya durn fool." He'd say, "Your pick is gold," and I'd say, "Well, that was easy." Good joke, huh.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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No one that encounters prosperity does not also encounter danger.

No one that encounters prosperity does not also encounter danger.

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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies

A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies

by Rollo May Found in: Cowardice Quotes, Lies Quotes,
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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he read more

Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

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