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As soon as there is life, there is danger

As soon as there is life, there is danger

by Ralph Waldo Emerson Found in: Danger Quotes,
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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe read more

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, read more

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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Don't play for safety--it's the most dangerous thing in the world.

Don't play for safety--it's the most dangerous thing in the world.

by Hugh Walpole Found in: Danger Quotes,
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I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a read more

I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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Beware of meat twice boiled, and an old foe reconciled.

Beware of meat twice boiled, and an old foe reconciled.

by Benjamin Franklin Found in: Danger Quotes,
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Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we read more

Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing.

by Adolph Monod Found in: Danger Quotes,
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I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the read more

I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking read more

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!".

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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