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			 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, read more 
	 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.  I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. 
		
 
	
			 As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for read more 
	 As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy! 
		
 
	
			 I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.  
	 I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. 
		
 
	
			 Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he read more 
	 Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though. 
		
 
	
			 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, read more 
	 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late. 
		
 
	
			 If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend read more 
	 If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!". 
		
 
	
			 The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.  
	 The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. 
		
 
	
			 He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out read more 
	 He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.". 
		
 
	
			 If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to read more 
	 If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.