Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
