Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
