John Barrymore

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.