Maxioms by John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a read more
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
