John Barrymore

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.