Maxioms by John Barrymore
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
