Maxioms by John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
