Maxioms by John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
