Maxioms by John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
