Maxioms by John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.