Maxioms by W. C. Fields
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
