Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
