Maxioms by W. C. Fields
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
