Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
