Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
