Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
