Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
