Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
