Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
