Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
