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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Children Quotes,
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Bachelors Quotes,
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