Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
