Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
