Maxioms by Ogden Nash
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And read more
They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you
