Ogden Nash

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the read more

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.