Ogden Nash

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never read more

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we read more

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it read more

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you