Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.