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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Life Quotes,
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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

by Ogden Nash Found in: Agreement Quotes,
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Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost read more

Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an

by Ogden Nash Found in: Dawn Quotes,
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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