Maxioms by Mark Twain
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals
I deal with temptation by yielding to it
I deal with temptation by yielding to it
