Mark Twain

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right

It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right

Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty read more

All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.