Mark Twain

We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.

We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.

Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died read more

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died when false modesty was born.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the read more

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.