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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god

True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god

by Mark Twain Found in: Irreverence Quotes,
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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who read more

In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

by Mark Twain Found in: Boston Quotes,
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows read more

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

by Mark Twain Found in: Pessimism Quotes,
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

by Mark Twain Found in: Sanity Quotes,
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Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

by Mark Twain Found in: Kings Quotes,
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