Mark Twain

History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, read more

History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably.

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner read more

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?