John Barrymore

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a read more

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym read more

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.