Maxioms by John Barrymore
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
