Maxioms by John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
