Maxioms by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
