Maxioms by Fred Allen
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
