Maxioms by Fred Allen
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
