Maxioms by Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
