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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

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A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

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