Maxioms by Fred Allen
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.