Maxioms by Fred Allen
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.