Maxioms by Fred Allen
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
