Maxioms by Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
