Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.

When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be read more

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but
as a group decide nothing can be done.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.