Maxioms by Fred Allen
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?
