Maxioms by Fred Allen
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look read more
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
 When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.  
 When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.