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Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

by Fred Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to read more

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to
become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

by Fred Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition read more

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

by Fred Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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