Maxioms by Fred Allen
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the
genuine tinsel underneath.
