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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Personality Quotes,
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to read more

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Education Quotes,
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Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Opponents Quotes,
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Teenage Quotes,
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Telephone Quotes,
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