Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.