Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
