Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a read more
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
