Maxioms by Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
