Maxioms by Bob Hope
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
