Maxioms by Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
