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He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur read more

He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.

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In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.

In a war of ideas, it is people who get killed.

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LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.

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Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born!

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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.

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