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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.

They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no read more

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.

No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never read more

No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted.