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    If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

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things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

by Paul Fussell Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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Children are our most valuable natural resource.

Children are our most valuable natural resource.

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It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, read more

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner.

by Ben Bergor Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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Children are curious and are risk takers. They have lots of courage. They venture out into a world that is read more

Children are curious and are risk takers. They have lots of courage. They venture out into a world that is immense and dangerous. A child initially trusts life and the processes of life.

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Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

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Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.

Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.

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It's frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself. It seems unfair. You can't assume the read more

It's frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself. It seems unfair. You can't assume the responsibility for everything you do --or don't do.

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We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

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Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about read more

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

by Ed Howe Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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