Anonymous

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.

Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.

Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.

A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.

A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.