Anonymous

Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.