Maxioms by Anonymous
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
