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Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

Money — the root of all evil.... Man needs roots.

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The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.

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