Woody Allen ( 10 of 60 )
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss read more
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The read more
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: read more
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".
