Woody Allen ( 10 of 60 )
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss read more
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
