W. C. Fields ( 10 of 22 )
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
