W. C. Fields ( 10 of 22 )
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
