Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death read more
We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the world.
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
It is curious-curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare. -Mark Twain.
It is curious-curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare. -Mark Twain.
Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died read more
Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died when false modesty was born.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Be good and you will be lonely.
Be good and you will be lonely.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
