Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
