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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it will come off easily.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
