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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
When I kiss you, it tastes like heaven... so sweet, loving, kind, and caring.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails read more
Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.
A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one.
A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one.
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never read more
No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted.
