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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
There is a dignity in dying that doctors should not dare to deny.
There is a dignity in dying that doctors should not dare to deny.
Peace is the deliberate adjustment of my life to the will of God.
Peace is the deliberate adjustment of my life to the will of God.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble is sex.
A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one.
A good name, like good will, is attained by many actions and may be lost by one.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Good, better, best; never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
