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    Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

by Richard Dawkins Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

by Dave Barry Found in: Computers Quotes,
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It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

by Dale Dauten Found in: Computers Quotes,
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I want to put a ding in the universe.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

by Steve Jobs Found in: Computers Quotes,
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