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    Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

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The computer is a moron.

The computer is a moron.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

by Dave Barry Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

by J. H. Goldfuss Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, read more

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

by Doug Larson Found in: Computers Quotes,
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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

by Janet Reno Found in: Computers Quotes,
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The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come read more

The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come of it.

by Vannevar Bush Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to read more

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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