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    Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think read more

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

by Janet Reno Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

by Mitch Ratcliffe Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

by Jean Rostand Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

by Dave Barry Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind

by Joseph Weizenbaum Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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